Technophilia

Yesterday my dream lover arrived on my doorstep. I ran my fingers over him and said, "Just a moment baby, I'm going to take a bath."

Then I took a bubble bath. Then I put some lingerie on, and went downstairs and lit some candles. I got out my array of naughty toys. I put on Joe Crocker's "You can leave your hat on," and then we settled on to the couch.

Then my husband walked in on us and was like, "Oh, I see your new computer got here."

His name is Prospero.

Giggidty!
Alula