What's the good of news if you haven't a sister to share it?
-- Jenny DeVries
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
OK this is sad!
Does no one have anything going on that might be interesting? or just checking in? when did life get so busy that we can't keep up with our friends! Ah how times change.
HEY. I write too much and everyone knows it. I am personally starting to believe that the amount I write is abnormal. (Actually, this idea was seeded by an actual psychologist I am seeing, but whatever.) Any time you need an update, just poke me with a stick. Any time you need an update about anyone else, just poke me with a stick and I will make something up if I don't know.
For example:
Munchkin and her tiny representative of the Lollipop Guild are doing well. She has recently discovered the joy of ereading, her orchids are blooming right now (real orchids--not an innuendo), and for a brief while she was afraid she might have had another bun in the oven (not a real bun--that was an innuendo) but has since proven to be bun free atm.
Q recently contacted me, afraid that she had been booted from the editing circle, which she had not been. She apparently does not communicate with her husband, because I have received conflicting emails from them for the last few movie nights; this usually means they have both been very busy. She has been having an affair with her sewing machine, which she converted to a mechanical love slave, which is the reason she hasn't had the time to talk to anyone. The sewing machine unfortunately developed a personality and ability to think for itself, leading to typical relationship conflict, which is why she is now reaching out to us again.
DoHP was abducted by aliens last fall (illegal ones--not martians). She managed to escape her captors in Mexico, but due to an unfortunate head injury, she forgot that she was an American citizen and started a new life in a mountainous region of Argentina. She has since married a handsome young narcoleptic and adopted two children - Nathaniel and Superfly.
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HEY. I write too much and everyone knows it. I am personally starting to believe that the amount I write is abnormal. (Actually, this idea was seeded by an actual psychologist I am seeing, but whatever.) Any time you need an update, just poke me with a stick. Any time you need an update about anyone else, just poke me with a stick and I will make something up if I don't know.
For example:
Munchkin and her tiny representative of the Lollipop Guild are doing well. She has recently discovered the joy of ereading, her orchids are blooming right now (real orchids--not an innuendo), and for a brief while she was afraid she might have had another bun in the oven (not a real bun--that was an innuendo) but has since proven to be bun free atm.
Q recently contacted me, afraid that she had been booted from the editing circle, which she had not been. She apparently does not communicate with her husband, because I have received conflicting emails from them for the last few movie nights; this usually means they have both been very busy. She has been having an affair with her sewing machine, which she converted to a mechanical love slave, which is the reason she hasn't had the time to talk to anyone. The sewing machine unfortunately developed a personality and ability to think for itself, leading to typical relationship conflict, which is why she is now reaching out to us again.
DoHP was abducted by aliens last fall (illegal ones--not martians). She managed to escape her captors in Mexico, but due to an unfortunate head injury, she forgot that she was an American citizen and started a new life in a mountainous region of Argentina. She has since married a handsome young narcoleptic and adopted two children - Nathaniel and Superfly.
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