The long walk

Ladies, today I did the full circuit--more than 2 miles. From my home to the water tower and back.

Also, Mr. Borealis called me while on the walk. He asked me if I could come down to Pueblo to keep him company. I said, "Oh, sweetie, I would but I have a job now."

And he said, "Well, can't you just quit your job?"

I said, "I would, but then I'd get bleeped at for not having a job."

He paused, and then he said, "Well that's true. You just can't win, can you?"

Ah, the plight of women.

Alula