Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Men are Stupid!
Just so everyone knows men are the stupidest creatures on the planet in my book right now. Mr. Man and his buddies are going to Salt Lake City this weekend yes Valentines weekend. They are going to a hunters convention thing, and leaving me and little man alone for 3 days yes I should be used to this by now but guess what I'm not and I don't like it and all these stupid guys are asking me whats wrong duh I don't want to be alone for 3 days while they get to go party. I don't ever get to go out and I'm lonely and bored out of my mind all because I don't have any friends where I live at all I mean none, Nada and zilch. Little man I love him but he is 2 and driving me nuts. The usual not listening and he had the ickiest stomach flu last week that almost landed him in the hospital. Oh and did I get any help oh no that's not Mr mans Job! If he uses the phrase "that's your job right now" one more time. I swear I going to go up in flames and start screaming my head off. And the phrase "I don't see how that's part of your diet" whenever I eat something in front of him that will also cause me to go nuclear. And Mr Man younger sister she is 18 is 4 months pregnant by her 28 year old boyfriend and guess when her birthday was in November, if anyone can do math you are going to see how that doesn't add up. And no because of something that happened years ago between her and Mr Man I will not be allowed to help her at all, no hand me downs of watching the baby. This will also get rid of my babysitter Mr Mans dad, because he will be fully occupied with the newborn. Everything is going to hell in a handbag and I am going nuts. Say bye-bye to fuzzy because she is going to be committed to a padded room soon.
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I am sorry to hear men in your life are being butt monkeys! The padded room is going to get crowded!
Dude, I wonder why the asain porn spammers love your posts???
Anywho. Yes, men are stupid, selfish pigs. I totally feel you on "that's your job" and "aren't you on a diet?" As I told my husband, he works 40 hours a week--and what do I do? Literally everything else. Full-time maid, and he doesn't even do house repairs (until recently). He comes home and watches Lost and plays World of Warcraft while I come home and do the dishes, do the laundry, take care of the cats, fix all the stuff he breaks, do my homework, study for tests, and then get B^%&ed at for not being "in the mood" before bed so I can finally do that one last service before going to sleep exhausted, waking up exhausted, and doing it all again.
I don't play this game anymore. When he starts complaining about stuff not getting done, I come right back at him with "You know last night while I was cleaning the bathroom while you sat on your butt for 4 hours watching Family Guy? Yeah, that's when YOU were supposed to be doing something." I pull my weight, and I deserve credit for it. I've also made it abundantly clear that if he's that dissatisfied with the relationship, he can leave--but then he will be minus the person who does his dishes, laundry, and cooking, and he will still have the original problem he complained about (because I ain't doing it).
Admittedly, my having a job helps put clout in my argument. I recommend you keep a list of all the stuff you do. Write it all down, so when he starts accusing you of doing nothing all day you have a list to refer to what you did. And when our business picks up, the house duties will officially be less of your job, and you can pick from your list what he is going to start doing.
Until then, hang in there. We're here for you (in spirit if not in locale). And you teach that boy you're raising that this is NOT how to treat your significant other.
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